YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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