Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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