why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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