she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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