O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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