does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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