ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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