About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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