Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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