can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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