Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
