covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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