can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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