Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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