Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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