some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
