The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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