I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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