So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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