Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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