I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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