That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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