Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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