Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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