You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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