what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
