I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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