I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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