do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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