I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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