Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
