Do you still have your period?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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