There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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