We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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