make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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