WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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