i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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