even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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