Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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