That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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