question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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