the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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