I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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