whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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