ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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