On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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