they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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