called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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