She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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