he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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