Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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