Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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